My Fellow Colonists…
What an episode this past week, eh? It appears that NO ONE is immune to an untimely death. That being said – there is good news… I am in the process of completing my master plan back to power. Helena (very wisely) grabbed me away from the labor camp so that I could help her out of this terrible mess! This Alcala guy has no idea what he’s doing – and is making a complete mess of things. Good thing I’m here – I’ll fix all of his knucklehead mistakes and bring our bloc back to prominence!
Before I begin my speech – I’m going to give you some very top secret information… Did you know Lindsey had a twin? Now you do. Get to writing, Mr. Condal.
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STATE OF THE COLONY
Dearest citizens –
I am devoting this entire “State of the Colony” speech to one thing – The brave and heroic, Lindsey. Many of you know Lindsey as one of our top government tutors for families in the bloc – but you may not be aware that she was so much more than that.
There’s been plenty of disgusting propaganda from the Red Hand movement taking responsibility for the senseless and brutal attack on the Bowman residence Thursday night. They claim to have eliminated a “creepy Greatest Day psycho-teacher.” This is utter nonsense.
Lindsey was actually VOLUNTEERING overtime hours at the Bowman house to help their children, Charlie and Gracie, catch up on their academics. She was a devoted teacher taking time out of her day to ensure the children maximize their education. Surveillance and our own investigation shows that in the middle of their history lesson, Lindsey heard a strange sound coming from outside the living room window. Not willing to take any risks, she immediately stopped her lesson and instructed the children to move upstairs and find a secure place to hide. As she was escorting them upstairs, the front door was kicked in and in a moment of extreme loyalty and bravery – Lindsey shoved the children out of the way, and dove on top of the attackers taking approximately 15 bullets meant for the Bowman children.
Lindsey is a hero and she is an inspiration to all of us here in the bloc. Without her selfless act, the Bowman children may not be here today. For this reason, we will now dedicate the 2nd week of March every year to Lindsey. Join me in celebrating our fearless tutor and enjoy National Lindsey Week. The Greatest Day will not be the same with you, Lindsey.
Stay safe Colonists.
All the best,
Proxy Alan Snyder (ret.)
From Mr Sports:
What did Bram write on the pad?
Besides the names of all those in the camp responsible for the bomb, he also wrote down the cheat codes to the newest video game, Call of Duty: Proxy Snyder Edition. Pretty awesome game if I do say so myself.
I just want this story to continue.
As do I. Keep watching live, but more importantly – don’t let Ryan Condal kill me off. Without me, there is no story!
How are you handling the show’s turn into extremely grim territory, from occupation to genocide?
That’s just what the show wants you to think. Every story needs a villain and a hero. This “genocide” is the villain, and I will be the hero saving all of mankind from extinction. You’re welcome.
What do you hope to gain by saving Bram?
Nothing, I made a promise – and I kept it. We have to do what we have to do to survive and it was important that Bram receive his second chance. Let’s hope he doesn’t screw it up.
That’s it for this week Colonists – I’ll see you on Twitter! In the meantime, enjoy National Lindsey Week! Tracey from Talk Colony and I had the distinct pleasure in chatting with Erin Way this weekend – Celebrate Lindsey and have a listen to our awesome interview with her at www.talkcolony.com