My fellow Colonists –
In this week’s episode of Colony: The Exorcism of Tory Kittles, you saw a preview of who or what is in those crazy pods. Green goo, split pea soup, whatever it may be – it was certainly eye-opening! I think we have reached a huge turning point in our bloc, as so much has happened and I believe allegiances are being tested.
Which side will you end up on?
I recommend being like me … End up on the WINNING side.
STATE OF THE COLONY
Citizens of the bloc!
Did you see that “big bang” in the sky this week? Of course you did. No, that wasn’t my career exploding before your very eyes – that was an occupational test flight of an experimental ship we were creating for our Hosts. Have no fear, I’ve investigated the incident and i found out that one of our own was working with the Red Hands to sabotage our efforts.
After an exhaustive review – I found that Sgt. Jenkins here at the labor camp was responsible for installing the explosive device aboard our ship. I’m deeply saddened by the loss of Jenkins, but more than that – i’m very disappointed to find that he had switched sides. There is a silver lining in all of this though…
One of our labor camp workers caught Jenkins and attempted to thwart his destructive efforts. Unfortunately he was not successful, but he was able to exterminate Jenkins to prevent any future attacks. A special thanks to Bram Bowman for stepping up and doing the right thing. The Colony appreciates your efforts.
Let this be a lesson to all those that attempt to resist. You will be caught, sent to the Factory, or killed. There is only one option, colonists – and that is to COLLABORATE.
Although she may not know it yet, I will be helping Helena restore order to the bloc – My time to rise has returned. I will not let you down.
Stay vigilant and stay safe citizens.
All my best,
Proxy Alan Snyder (ret. – for now)
Is Burke an alien? He’s a jerk!
So being a jerk equates to being an alien? You may wish to consider rewording the question as the Hosts do monitor my reports here. I can confirm, however, that he is indeed a jerk.
From P Scott:
Is it just the LA bloc that’s basically a death camp, or is the entire human race marked for extinction?
The human race is a resilient one. While there are rumors of our bloc being a “death camp” I can wholeheartedly assure you that this is not true. The only people going to a death camp are those that follow the Red Hands or Broussard. Not to mention, I will rise to power and lead all humanity to prosperity. Have no fear.
Would you ever consider jumping sides and joining the resistance? You must know deep down the Hosts are evil.
The only side i’m ever on – is my own. I will decide what is best and for whom. I will return our bloc to it’s former glory and no one will have to worry about anything evil. Trust in me. Trust in my plan.