Citizens of the Colony…
I waited to write this until after the Facebook Live on Colony’s Facebook page in the hopes they would announce a season 3 renewal. Alas, they did not – and have no news about a 3rd season. Yet.
Our job is not finished. We must convince USA Network to #RenewColonyNow. I am counting on ALL OF YOU to sign and spread the word. Sign the petition here.
As of right now we have over 1,350 signatures from people in over 25 counties. Certainly, USA Network cannot ignore that. Even my nemesis, Tory Kittles, seems to be impressed and asked us to “keep it coming.” You can listen to the Talk Colony interview with Tory at TalkColony.com
Season finale is next week – and will certainly blow us all away… Pun potentially intended. Get excited everyone, it’s going to be another AMAZING show!
STATE OF THE COLONY
Fellow Colonists –
Ding dong, the Cardinal is dead. Transitional Authority forces conducted a very successful raid and eliminated many from the resistance and the leader of the Red Hand. Always entrust the occupation to take care of you – We will never let you down.
In other news, Deputy Proxy Nolan Burgess was caught committing treason against the bloc. I personally caught him attempting to sell bloc secrets to the resistance. I managed to subdue him and save the information he was attempting to sell and he is now on his way to the Factory. No one is above the law. Except me – I am the law.
Also, as many of you have heard, I kept my word again and saved Maddie Kenner. She got caught up in the Deputy Proxy’s mess – but I cleared her and spared her a trip to the Factory. I’m a really great guy.
Finally, you may notice some immediate changes to the bloc. The Hosts have called an emergency meeting – so many of us will need to leave the bloc for a short time. No need to fret, please do not worry… we have everything under control. Continue to do as you normally do and support the occupation as we meet to discuss how to make the bloc better.
One last reminder: Always obey orders from the Transitional Authority – they are here to protect you.
Stay safe Colonists.
All the best,
Proxy Alan Snyder
From Tory Kittles:
How do I become awesome like you, Proxy?
First, Tory, thanks for the question. Unfortunately, I was born this way… So keep practicing and perhaps one day – you too – could be this awesome.
From Tory Kittles (again):
Could I have your autograph, Proxy?
If you promise to stop submitting questions, I will send you an autograph. You have to give other Colonists a chance to ask a question! Collaborate on this – just one time, PLEASE!
From T.K. Broussard:
When there’s a season 3, do you think we could team up? I’d love to help you rule the world!
Tory, I know it’s you again. Don’t you have anything else to do?
Questions above have been edited and/or potentially made up – But some fun/interesting news about Mr. Kittles… He’ll be performing some Shakespeare! Details on the TalkColony Podcast interview!
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