Pretty exciting that our friends at So Many Shows are hosting another Colony Radio Show!
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WHEN: 10pm EST on January 25th
WHY: Because it’s awesome and lots of fun!
It’s 2018 – do you know what that means? It means we are due for an all new season of USA Network’s Colony! Yes, it’s true… We all expected another January release date, but… it seems some programming changes (and potentially coverage of the Olympics) may have interrupted the scheduling! We need Colony Season 3!
So – When will it air? There’s been no official release date from USA or NBC Universal, but I have some guesses. Originally I thought we would see Colony Season 3 released early February since Damnation (the show that currently has Colony’s timeslot) ends on January 20th. Not to mention – Season 2 was released on Netflix on January 12th. (Typically, shows will return a month after their release on Netflix – depending on their contract.) But… The Olympics begin in February and USA Network does offer some coverage of the games. Most of it is late-night, but they will be televising hockey games – and some are presumed to be in the late evenings. So…
With all that being said, my guess is March 1st. They can’t put off the release of season 3 too long – it’ll interrupt potential programming later in the year. Plus – we need a season 4 sooner rather than later! Will I be right? I’m Proxy Snyder – so I usually am… But we should know soon as an announcement IS expected soon.
In the meantime – We have some exciting news. Colony Invasion has partnered with So Many Shows! If you’re not familiar with them – check it out. They cover TV shows across all the networks doing articles, reviews, podcasts, and streaming radio! And speaking of streaming radio… Check out their latest Colony Radio replay – all about Season 3!
Get ready, a new Proxy’s Corner should be released shortly!
See you soon, Colonists!
Citizens of the Colony…
I waited to write this until after the Facebook Live on Colony’s Facebook page in the hopes they would announce a season 3 renewal. Alas, they did not – and have no news about a 3rd season. Yet.
Our job is not finished. We must convince USA Network to #RenewColonyNow. I am counting on ALL OF YOU to sign and spread the word. Sign the petition here.
As of right now we have over 1,350 signatures from people in over 25 counties. Certainly, USA Network cannot ignore that. Even my nemesis, Tory Kittles, seems to be impressed and asked us to “keep it coming.” You can listen to the Talk Colony interview with Tory at TalkColony.com
Season finale is next week – and will certainly blow us all away… Pun potentially intended. Get excited everyone, it’s going to be another AMAZING show!
STATE OF THE COLONY
Fellow Colonists –
Ding dong, the Cardinal is dead. Transitional Authority forces conducted a very successful raid and eliminated many from the resistance and the leader of the Red Hand. Always entrust the occupation to take care of you – We will never let you down.
In other news, Deputy Proxy Nolan Burgess was caught committing treason against the bloc. I personally caught him attempting to sell bloc secrets to the resistance. I managed to subdue him and save the information he was attempting to sell and he is now on his way to the Factory. No one is above the law. Except me – I am the law.
Also, as many of you have heard, I kept my word again and saved Maddie Kenner. She got caught up in the Deputy Proxy’s mess – but I cleared her and spared her a trip to the Factory. I’m a really great guy.
Finally, you may notice some immediate changes to the bloc. The Hosts have called an emergency meeting – so many of us will need to leave the bloc for a short time. No need to fret, please do not worry… we have everything under control. Continue to do as you normally do and support the occupation as we meet to discuss how to make the bloc better.
One last reminder: Always obey orders from the Transitional Authority – they are here to protect you.
Stay safe Colonists.
All the best,
Proxy Alan Snyder
From Tory Kittles:
How do I become awesome like you, Proxy?
First, Tory, thanks for the question. Unfortunately, I was born this way… So keep practicing and perhaps one day – you too – could be this awesome.
From Tory Kittles (again):
Could I have your autograph, Proxy?
If you promise to stop submitting questions, I will send you an autograph. You have to give other Colonists a chance to ask a question! Collaborate on this – just one time, PLEASE!
From T.K. Broussard:
When there’s a season 3, do you think we could team up? I’d love to help you rule the world!
Tory, I know it’s you again. Don’t you have anything else to do?
Questions above have been edited and/or potentially made up – But some fun/interesting news about Mr. Kittles… He’ll be performing some Shakespeare! Details on the TalkColony Podcast interview!
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Good Evening, Citizens!
It is with great pleasure that I present to you…the fourth installment of Proxy’s Corner. In just 4 short weeks of starting this endeavor, I have now won 2 very prestigious awards. Be sure to congratulate me as I’ve now won the Nobel Peace Prize, and a Pulitzer Prize for public service. While both organizations aren’t aware of this amazing feat, I’ve no doubt they will learn and accept this as fact. Congrats to me.
Before I continue on to my “State of the Colony” tidbit, I must send out a sincere thank you to Peter Jacobson and Tory Kittles from Colony. They joined me and my cohorts on this past week’s Blab and were absolutely amazing. They were generous with their time, and couldn’t be any nicer. Thank you, gentlemen, for finding time in your busy schedules to speak with your fan base. On behalf of all the colonists everywhere – We appreciate you!
Missed the Blab? Shameful. At least you can redeem yourself and watch it again here.
As always, this edition will have more of “Ask Proxy.” If you have a question you would like answered by yours truly in a future edition – DM me on twitter or email me your question. I’ve postponed my next round of fan interviews until after the season finale. If you’d like to be interviewed, shoot me an email.
Also, Tracey from @TalkColonyTV on twitter has a great idea to get the attention of Walker Stalker Con. If you’re on twitter – Send out a tweet with the #InviteColonyWSC hashtag to get their attention and add some Colony guests!
Enough babble…On to the content…
STATE OF THE COLONY!
My fellow citizens!
The state of our colony is stro…
Oh hell. We are BLEEPin screwed.
Red Hats have been assassinated.
A damn train has been blown apart by the resistance.
The VIP on board is currently missing.
Someone is trying to take my THANKLESS job.
And Charlotte was stealing from the Hosts.
Once again…We are BLEEPin screwed!
STATE OF THE COLONY! (Take two)
Citizens of the LA bloc!
Our Colony IS strong. In a moment of weakness (Yes, even I’m allowed to have them.) I spoke too soon. Yes, it is true – There are pockets of resistance scum that will stop at nothing to destroy the peace and tranquility we’ve created in our bloc. I have no doubt that Beau will return – and under my impressive, if not amazing, leadership and guidance … We will prevail.
There is no one in the world more dedicated to the citizens of this fine bloc than me…I will not be replaced, I will not be threatened. And I certainly will not allow the resistance to bring us down. I will bring the VIP back home and those responsible for this heinous act will pay a price so dearly – the Factory would look like a vacation.
Trust in Homeland. Trust in the Transitional Authority Red Hats that risk their lives to protect you everyday. Finally, trust in me. Together – We can and will achieve everything we desire.
Your friend and ally,
Proxy Alan Snyder
P.S. Anyone seen Charlotte?
What qualifies you to answer questions from us? What makes you an expert?
I sense a certain hostility to your question, Steven. I hope you’ll be able to read the answer aboard the Factory bus. I’ve been made an expert by the Hosts…Hence the amazing title, Proxy Governor. Not to mention the fact that I’m genuinely frickin awesome and pretty much whatever I say – goes.
We know your love for bacon. Would you still collaborate if there was no bacon?
NO BACON!? THAT’S BLASPHEMY! First and foremost – I would and will always collaborate. Secondly, if I can build a wall such as we have, and can put a Factory on the moon…I would find a way to get bacon. I will bring home the bacon!
I choose to collaborate, but my boyfriend is trying to get me to switch sides and resist. What should I do about this?
Your loyalty is an inspiration. Your boyfriend is a termite. Time to exterminate and move on. Plenty of fish in the bloc – In fact, I know a guy…his name is Nolan…recently single. I’ll give him your number.